Doujin Review - The Little Onahole Girl

Review by Kashou.

Like a tsundere to the word "baka," absurdity calls me. That's why I love doujins so much. Unlike porn, where I'm only there to drop a quick load, doujins can be as entertaining as a comedy special. I've laughed harder because of some doujins than when I saw Katt Williams live. So, let's divert from my usual serious doujin reviews and go into the absurd! Today, we're reviewing the first installment of TER's The Little Onahole Girl! Get your tissues ready; this is a series that will make the happy tears flow faster than the cum!

The Little Onahole Girl

With a plot filled with SSR levels of absurdity, The Little Onahole Girl will no doubt become the favorite doujin of many.

Read via J18 Publishing

But First, Some Mythology...

"Odin gave his eye to acquire knowledge … but I would give far more." – Ragnar Lothbrok.

In Norse mythology, there's a big fuck-off tree called Yggdrasil fed by a well called Urd.

Legends say that the well's water is so rich that it gives wisdom beyond that of men and gods to anyone who drinks it. But you have to sacrifice something to drink it. Odin, in his infinite quest for wisdom, sacrificed his eye. There's something poetic about giving something up to gain knowledge and wisdom. Keep that quote and this little tidbit in mythology in mind; it's important.

The Little Onahole Girl – She Did What Now?

Luna Hyacinth is a mage who, like many scholars before her, quests for knowledge. This may be impossible to understand for the Brainrot generation, but once, knowledge was more important than TikTok likes. However, as anyone who's devoted to the pursuit of real-world knowledge can tell you, it's often a taxing experience. But more importantly, it's taxing in ways you never realize until you're suffering through it. Hindsight is indeed 20/20. But the consequences of her actions are future Luna's problems. At the start of The Little Onahole Girl, Luna's problem is that she needs the "nectar of orgasm" to create a magic potion.

With a name like that, maybe you'd think it's a fancy French perfume, but nope, Luna needs her cum juices. And that poses a problem for the college student. Her libido and sexual sensitivity are so low that in all her years of life, she's never had an orgasm. So how does she intend to solve that problem? She uses a grimoire to link her love tunnel to onaholes! And she makes quite a few of them, all of which perfectly mirror the warmth, shape, feel, and desirability of her pussoir!

But when she furiously sticks a dildo in them, they're a dud. Realizing she needs help (because she doesn't have any guy friends she can give her onaholes to), she gives them to her friend Lily. With her position as a magic store clerk, Lily has enough connections to make sure Luna's holes get properly stuffed. Soon enough, Luna realizes her fuck-up, as every day she has to endure constant orgasms. And within days, her libido and sensitivity shot from an F to SSR! And that zero orgasm count? Her tight little pussy quivers with around 45 orgasms a day!!!

IDK What's Better, Luna's Tight Twat Or This Doujin

Writing and illustrating have always been underappreciated and undervalued. With the rise of AI, those skills (and talents) will be further devalued. The fact that tech-tards can "prompt" a doujin will make an unreasonable number of people think that creative endeavors are a simple process. By no means am I bashing AI; I think it's a wonderful tool for creators. But it's not a tool for creation.

I bring that up because most people seem to think that a doujin artist merely writes and draws a story. That couldn't be more insulting. Conveying the feelings of words through images is a painstaking task. It's a skill that deserves way more praise.

I've read a lot of doujins in my life, and the ones that balance the story with their illustrations are the ones that stand above the rest. Think of it this way: I bet you can remember plenty of manga and doujins where what's said isn't quite mirrored by what's shown. This isn't always due to a lack of skill or pacing; it's merely impossible to coalesce those things. Those are issues wholeheartedly absent from The Little Onahole Girl.

TER can set a scene and mood in GODLY way.

If you think constant stimulation and orgasms are enjoyable, pop a handful of Viagra and keep rubbing one out. Your dick will be a jumbled mess by the hour. The Little Onahole Girl hits the golden trifecta of "show and tell." Luna's excitement and distress are conveyed eloquently through her admission, the SFX, TER's illustrations, and the doujin's overall vibe.

TER's ability to draw sexy scenes is enviable. Anyone who reads this will look at Luna's twat like a dude lost in the desert would look at water. Everything is so tight and seductive. Luna's no-no is like a button with a "DO NOT TOUCH" sign; everything about it makes you want to touch it.

YOU HAVE TO BUY THIS DOUJIN!

I've lived a miserable existence. I can count the moments when I realized I was enjoying myself. Yet, whenever I've felt that tingle and knew that the edge of my lips was curling and my heart was racing, I've been truly grateful for the life I've had. It may sound like hyperbole, but reading The Little Onahole Girl was one of those moments. Psychologists and doctors agree that laughter has healing powers. If that's true, TER added a solid ten years to my life with this doujin.

The best approval someone can give something is saying it was enjoyable. After all, enjoyment makes life worth living; it's the root of all pleasures and love. So head over to J18 and buy this doujin! Everything from TER's work to Tim Durgin's translation was perfection.

Rebecca S.'s lettering was some of the best I've seen, and Dave Adam's editing was on point! If anyone who knows TER reads this, please let them know they added uncountable laughs to my life.

This review only covers the first volume of The Little Onahole Girl. You can check out the second volume on J18's Doujin.io website.

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